Dyke Towers - The occasional diary of a BBC Director General.

MONDAYYippee-kay-ay. Can you Adam and Eve it?! Bruce Willis is gonna be working for me. Bloody hell. I know I told Thommo down at BBC films to ditch any arty bollocks

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