OFF THE RECORD - Dyke Towers - The occasional diary of a BBC Director General.

MONDAYZipadee-doo-dah, Zipadee-day. My oh my what a wonderful bloody bloke I am. The sun is shining, the birds are singing and the crap is being cut by the minute. Maybe it's

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