“A work of desperate stupidity”. Read on for the critics' full verdict on last night's TV.

Indiana Jones: The True Story, Five
“It seemed as if this programme had been gathering dust for a few years, not considered interesting enough until it could be slotted into the publicity storm for a new movie.”
Matt Baylis, Daily Express

Indiana Jones: The True Story, Five
“Indiana Jones: The True Story was a work of desperate stupidity.”
James Walton, The Daily Telegraph

The Apprentice, BBC1
“For all their swaggering talk of global domination and ruthlessness, the competitors are - as Lucinda put it when discussing her computer skills - “technically useless” at everything they do. We delight in their consistent incompetence.”
Tim Teeman, The Times

The Apprentice, BBC1
"There isn't another show on television that I look forward to with such gurgling anticipation."
Paul Whitelaw, The Scotsman

Dan Cruickshank's Adventures in Architecture, BBC2
“Wherever Dan goes, he waves his arms wildly and explains stuff - like documentaries used to be.”
Matt Baylis, Daily Express

Child Genius, C4
“Many viewers last night will surely have wondered if these children might benefit from not being held up as geniuses all the time.”
James Walton, The Daily Telegraph

Bone Detectives, Discovery
“He [Scotty Moore] repeatedly gasped and gaped as if he were unravelling a mystery on Scooby-Doo.”
Michael Deacon, The Daily Telegraph

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