'Murky and sombre in all the wrong ways.' Read on for the critics' full verdict on last night's TV.

Bionic Woman, ITV2
“I'll be honest. I don't really remember the first Bionic Woman, with Lindsay Wagner. I was more of a Wonder Woman man myself. So I can't really compare make with remake. This opener is fun, though.”
Sam Wollaston, The Guardian

Bionic Woman, ITV2
“The new Bionic Woman is so much darker [than the original], more expensively made, and, well, better.”
Andrew Billen, The Times

Bionic Woman, ITV2
“... this is very soggy popcorn, murky and sombre in all the wrong ways.”
Thomas Sutcliffe, The Independent

Bionic Woman, ITV2
“The special effects and action scenes are certainly good.”
James Walton, Daily Telegraph

The Poles are Coming!, BBC2
“It's a story that's been told many times before. But surely never with such good humour, charm, and a hint of cheekiness.”
Sam Wollaston, The Guardian

The Poles are Coming!, BBC2
“... the programme also provided a highly sympathetic and often admiring picture of the immigrants.”
James Walton, Daily Telegraph

Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour, BBC2
“ITV2 needs classy imports to keep its lead over Sky One. If it relies instead on stuff such as Keith Lemon's Very Brilliant World Tour, which followed the bionic one last night, God help it.”
Andrew Billen, The Times

Cops With Cameras, ITV1
“... the programme became increasingly amusing because of the sheer mutton headedness of these particular practitioners of crime.”
Virginia Blackburn, Daily Express

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